On Genius: An Essay About WHY I AM THE SMARTEST
This is a pier-reviewed scientifc paper exploring the fleshy crevices of my brilliant mind. You will never be as smart as me BUT you deserve to know why.
The primary reason that my internet is read by so many hundred of millions of people each day, is because I am an actual GENIUS.
People from countries like China, Puerto Rico, and even Africa read my works for the inspiration and personal excellence it exudes.
But you may ask, "How did you become a genius? Were you always so smart from the start? And how did you become so sexy too?"
To the second question I answer yes, of course, and for the other questions I shall tell you.
When I was a little kidthey didn't relize how smart I actually was.
They thought I was a dumb little bastard but the ironical part is that THEY were the idiots.
Just because I was not piss-trained until I was 10 does NOT mean that I have problems,
It means that I was TOO BUSY thinking about WAY MORE IMPORTANT STUFF such as:
It wasn't in fact until later in life that my genius was recognized. I went to that MENSA place where all the so called "big brain" people hang out.
They told me that I was a special type of rare genius known as a "Dunning Kruger", which means that I am so smart that even I can't even
tell how high my intellect level is. Those dipshits at the MENSA are like chrilden compared to the raw brain power of my mind.
In order to help to illustrate my mental skills I have created the wonderful following chart as proof:
