ORIGINAL LYRICS TO THE TUNE OF THAT ONE LINCOLN PARK SONG

Dedicated to a certain Kmart manager YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

𝅘𝅥𝅯 You tried so hard

To hide your shart

In the end, your jeans got fuckin' splattered

𝅘𝅥𝅯 You coat your balls

Instead of stalls

In the end, your jeans got fuckin' splattered 𝅘𝅥𝅯

𝅘𝅥𝅯 It don't matter how hard you try

You always got dookie stuck to your thigh

Committing fecal crimes

Bustin' farts that rhyme

To remind yourself of

THIS SHAAAART 𝅘𝅥𝅯